Is a thing that I've been thinking about?

Like, what if the Second Coming already happened and we're up to the Sixth or maybe even Thirtieth Coming because we just keep killing the poor bastard?

So Jesus it just like completely and totally done, okay? Two thousand years and we're still just as shitty to each other as we've always been except now ( Read more... )

So, I've been reading Only Begotten Daughter by James Morrow, and it just occurred to me this morning how seasonally appropriate it is what with it being about Decomposing Zombie Jesus's half-sister (on the god side).
So far my favorite part is ( I wouldn't consider it a spoiler, but just in case. )

...And People Who Are Sensitive About Religion Are Advised To Run Away

The path my brain took to get to this point is bizarre and convoluted, but suffice it to say, I wound up thinking about consent as it relates to Mary being impregnated with the son of [a] Ggod. (And yes, I realize the bit where the bible has skanky gender issues is nothing new ( Read more... )

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to Zitner's Peanut Butter Eggs. They are thicker than a Reese's Peanut Butter Egg, the PB is creamier, and the chocolate is way higher quality. Also they come in packs of 9 (correction: I have a box of 9, but they come in packs of 24!) and I am eating one right now even though I just finished breakfast ( Read more... )

and I... don't care?
I mean, it's not like I'm dreading it all, I'm so old! And lookit all the wrinkles on my decrepit, aging, 24-year-old body! Ack! *cough* *hack*Ahem ( Read more... )

I know it's rude to mock other people's beliefs*, but the whole "he is arisen" thing makes me think, "Zombies are cool and all, but not in a 'hey, let's worship them' sort of way-- more of a 'let's quickly outrun their shambling, brain-eating undeadness' sort of way." Which leads to the image of decomposing zombie Jesus stumbling along all, " ( Read more... )